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My salad started talking to me at lunch today. Surprisingly, it didn't have a problem with me eating it; "part of the job" it said. It really wanted to talk to me about Amway. I can't say that the idea of multi-level marketing appeals to me, but given it was my salad talking, I listened anyway - I didn't want to be rude, after all. Just before I finished eating, it told me it was going to some sort of convention this weekend. I didn't give it any thought, but I just now received a call from a hotel confirming my reservation, and I'm suffering an irresistable craving to drive to Akron. I think DeVos may have this gubernatorial election sown up...



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